

Howdy I'm Waddles | she/her | 23 | I love nonsense
i cannot stop fucking thinking about the phrase “fumbled a BBW”
has not left my lexicon since i saw it a week ago
they killed him for this

Just hall of fame creature eyes 👀
I had a split-eyed owlfly visit my black light last night, for the first time. Hello strange fuzzy friend. 🤎

Sometimes i think the Grindr Hunks and Other Cock Monsters only want me cuz im 8 foot tall & made of reinforced steel they dont give a fck about my sexual emotions & mental poetry

why dont they teach our kids somethibg useful in schools like how to make youtube poops or speedrunning dark souls

link: *struggling to pull the master sword out of its pedestal*
midna: me in the pussy if i’m being fully honest with you

me and my buddies are recording foley of each other just in case we ever stop making sounds

the sex scene in american psycho where he flexes in the mirror except he’s practicing the mr beast pose

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters
Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat
