milk5:

U live in the same world as Breakfast

triviallytrue:

predstrogen:

predstrogen:

i cannot stop fucking thinking about the phrase “fumbled a BBW”

has not left my lexicon since i saw it a week ago

they killed him for this

apsciencebydan:

Just hall of fame creature eyes 👀

I had a split-eyed owlfly visit my black light last night, for the first time. Hello strange fuzzy friend. 🤎

pjackk:

Sometimes i think the Grindr Hunks and Other Cock Monsters only want me cuz im 8 foot tall & made of reinforced steel they dont give a fck about my sexual emotions & mental poetry

oliviawebsite:

why dont they teach our kids somethibg useful in schools like how to make youtube poops or speedrunning dark souls

girlballs:

link: *struggling to pull the master sword out of its pedestal*

midna: me in the pussy if i’m being fully honest with you

doublism:

bro are you seriously skipping labia day at the gym

glutko:

sleepsucks:

coughloop:

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me and my buddies are recording foley of each other just in case we ever stop making sounds

ellevandersneed:

the sex scene in american psycho where he flexes in the mirror except he’s practicing the mr beast pose

savedgame:

coughloop:

lickmydecalsoffbaby:

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat