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americanette:

i love this illustration i’m losing my mind

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look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

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joeyclaire:

do NOT kill a bug loose in your home. do NOT release it outside. mail it to me P.O. box 453 in LA CA. i teach them circus tricks. if my training doesn’t work i will eat it

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curioshop:

curioshop:

Ok hold on let me google something

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:)

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pantsuripper:
“another one I really like…
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pantsuripper:

another one I really like…

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powerburial:

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this is the type of things guys talked about in the tavern in the 1200s

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punkitt-is-here:

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the cutiemark crusaders try to get a cutie mark for speedrunning

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chongoblog:

chongoblog:

The human condition of having random disconnected moments from mediocre movies playing in your head at all times

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hell yeah

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hushpupper:

If bats had Tumblr:

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🌵 flowerfeeder Follow

insane when you eat nectar and then get a bug in your mouth. like how does benefit either of us

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nutrience.

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🩸 rotund-rotundus Follow

pissing the entire time while feeding on blood is your body giving you an s rank

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🦇 mymymyotis Follow

anyone else sick of the moths jamming their echolocation

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lmao git gud

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IKIKIKIKIKIKIK

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FKFKFKFKFKFKFK

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🍈 fruitcrunch Follow

how tf do i remember where all these fruit trees are but not who i hooked up with last breeding season

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🥭loosey-juicey Follow

how the hell do you guys eat bugs all year but live where it snows all winter. like do you just leave

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we just leave.

🐛 eptesicus-serotonin Follow

some of us hibernate! :) during hibernation we go “torpid” which means our metabolism just slows down a lot so we don’t need to go out and eat every night

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we just leave.

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🍍 rousettus-stone Follow

what the fuck do frog-eating bats even eat. i hope you guys are having fun tho

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name threw you for a loop huh

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louisegluckpdf:

“so what’re you up to??” oh not much 🙂 thinking i might move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die

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stardial:

stardial:

if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look

and if you feel an arcane force seizing control of your body that’s just the curse which is fine

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welovethesedogs:

th3_s3nsitiv3_snack3r: just burst into tears after learning my preferred brand of onion dip would no longer be sold (╥ _ ╥)… but later felt true, human joy when i tasted the newest flavor sour of gummy bears (,,> ᴗ <,,) just another day in the life of me, the sensitive snacker

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rattlegore:

i mean i went to the beach that makes you old and im still the same age. down to the minute actually. it’s kind of creepy but i also found this cool horseshoe crab that gets uglier when i sin

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failboyfriend:

failboyfriend:

“i hate kids!” “i hate babies!"wow youre so cool should we throw a party would you like that

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brucespringsteen:

every pokemon movie ever:

ash and friends: helping and eventually befriending a legendary pokemon with the help of a side character or something and ash gets to fly probably

team rocket in the subplot:

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